Wii fit is the Devil!

So my fiancee finally moved here and brought along his wii so I was able to indulge myself with my christmas present of wii fit.

The game is kinda mean. You take 15 minutes to set up your little person and then begin the game and go through doing all these body tests and then it ends with your weight....and as you watch it goes up happily to obese and the person you spent so much time creating, just turns fat. How freakin humiliating is that?

And as you play, I have thought of slapping that damn little wii board who just seems to taunt me everytime I turn on the game..."hahaha, your a fatty. Get some some exercise in cuz your obese!! hahaha" Damn you, wii board! Damn you and your taunts!

Granted the games are fun enough. Hula Hoop is the longest minute of my life and after three rounds last night, I still have no feeling in my torso. I think it's in shock. And even with something fun as the wii fit, Yoga stills bores the crap out of me. How do people do this? Inner peace, beauty enlightenment? What the hell are these people smoking? I seriously can't hold a pose without feeling like a retard. The names don't help. Warrior pose, downward facing dog....hell, just have some loving. Odds are you'll get some much better stretching in.

Anyways, day two of the diet..still not liking it, but I have hope it will get easier. If I can just quit thinking about those delicious chicken fingers upstairs in the cafeteria........